08.20.08
The Hills: We’ll Never Be Friends
Last season: Whitney and Lauren left Teen Vogue to go work in styling at People’s Revolution. Spencer wrecked Heidi’s “career” opportunities in Vegas so that they could get back together. Lauren, Audrina and Lo (LAL) bought a house but Lo and Audrina aren’t getting along.
People’s Revolution. Whitney and Lauren are sorting jeans and making chit chat, just like they used to do at Teen Vogue. Lauren tells her that she and Lo are throwing Audrina a birthday pool party. Then she announces that she has a date with a boy named Doug from her hometown whose prom she went to. Lauren doesn’t do shit, man. She just stands around talking about herself. The jeans are waiting, girls! Hop to it.
05.09.08
The Hills: No Place Like Home
Previously: Lauren, Audrina, and Lo got a house. Heidi wanted her space.
Bolthouse. Heidi enters Brent’s office to chat wearing a scarf plus tank top. You can totally see her black bra under her racer-back tank top but hey, cool. Yeah fucking right. Are we supposed to believe she still “works”? She announces that she wants to be a bigger part of the company especially if that means relocating! Brent’s got just the opportunity – a new club location and/or a casino in Vegas. Heidi says “sounds brilliant” – what is she, British? You know who is British? Natasha Bedingfield…release your inhibitions and lead us into another episode, lassie!!
04.23.08
The Hills: A New Roommate
Previously. Heidi and Spencer can’t handle each other but she’s finding comfort in a rekindling with Audrina. Lauren was hired at People’s Revolution. Why didn’t they show her getting fired resignation from Teen Vogue?
