Previously: Lauren, Audrina, and Lo got a house. Heidi wanted her space.

Bolthouse. Heidi enters Brent’s office to chat wearing a scarf plus tank top. You can totally see her black bra under her racer-back tank top but hey, cool. Yeah fucking right. Are we supposed to believe she still “works”? She announces that she wants to be a bigger part of the company especially if that means relocating! Brent’s got just the opportunity - a new club location and/or a casino in Vegas. Heidi says “sounds brilliant” - what is she, British? You know who is British? Natasha Bedingfield…release your inhibitions and lead us into another episode, lassie!!

LAL House. Lauren and Lo are lounging by their pool. Audrina comes out and tells them that at “work” today, she’s in the recording studio with Alkaline Trio for blah blah and invites L&L to come hang out. Lauren says they can grab dinner afterwards since they haven’t really celebrated their “roommate-ness”. So what was with that party last week?

Pulse Studios. MTV is plugging this band and Audrina is conveniently “working” at their recording session. It’s absurd because it sounds perfect like it’s already been mixed and shit. L&L show up and act retarded, threatening to flip switches on the soundboard. You can tell L&L are totally not into this rock and roll rubbish. After like two seconds, Lauren asks Lo if she wants to get something to eat. They’re kinda bitches about it while Audrina and her “co-worker” Chiara are trying to concentrate.. or whatever. L&L leave moping, “I wish she would come with us..” Audrina is fake working, you guys!

Heidi’s Apartment. Stephanie shows up and Heidi tells her about her job opp in Vegas. She throws out her “project manager” title like that means anything and totally acts like she’s only working elsewhere to get away from Spencer or make him jealous or whatevs. Stephanie is upset that Heidi is leaving town and she worries she’ll never get her own brother to move out. Heidi warns her not to tell Spencer that she’s leaving town. OH NO! Good thing she told Stephanie so that when worse comes to psycho and Spencer is looking for Heidi, Stephanie can tell him where she went so that he can go crash her gig in Vegas and rescue her back! But I’m only speculating, here.

LAL House. Lauren has gotten a puppy and surprises Audrina with the news. They all YAY! about it until Lo ruins it by saying that in puppy daycare, this dog will “have two mommies!” and Audrina gets all dead behind the eyes and leaves, totally feeling left out of the family. WEEP!

Stephanie’s Apartment. Steph is nagging Spencer about all the shit he’s leaving around her apartment. All he does is fucking sit on the couch and look at his iPhone. WHY can’t he move out? Doesn’t he have money? As Steph continues to nag, Spencer gives her the “LA LA LA LA I’m done listening to you!!” routine which is nice. He promises he’ll be out by the end of the day.

LOL. Every picture I post of Spencer, he’s giving this mug right here.

LAL House. Audrina and JustinBobby totally just fucked in the guest house and she’s leading him into the main house for breakfast or whatever. Lauren and Lo aren’t home and Audrina is trying to find her way around the kitchen. JB asks why she doesn’t hang out with L&L more often and Audrina tells him there’s weird vibes. JB can’t get down with weird vibes, man. She explains how they’re all so different and JB says “there shouldn’t be that heat, man..” He advises she check out some other living situations. You know, some place without the heat.

Airport. Heidi and her Bolthouse crew roll up in a Bentley and board a private jet, just for them. Oh please. She’s wearing this like, white sheath dress trying to look like Jackie O. or something. The owner of the company questions her about why she has all this work initiative and she spills about Spencer and they all ha-ha-ha about how Spencer doesn’t know that Heidi is moving on up the corporate ladder. WHY is she talking to the owner of the company about her boyfriend? This show is bullshit.

Heidi’s Apartment. HA! Spencer shows up at Heidi’s empty apartment and he can’t understand why she’s not there. Like this wasn’t planned. He mopes around the empty place and I guess figures that since she’s not home, she must have died or fled the country or something. He calls Stephanie and leaves her a message asking here Heidi is. CALL THE COPS! We end on Heidi gazing at what her life has become.

Next Week. Heidi joins the Vegas Bolthouse team. Audrina might find some new digs. Spencer stalks Heidi out to Vegas and embarrasses her in front of her co-workers.