05.19.08
The Hills: The Next Move is Yours (the finale)
Previously. Heidi and Spencer split and she booked it to Vegas. Lauren felt Audrina slipping away.
Somewhere in Hollywood. Audrina and JustinBobby are looking at lofts. How does she afford this shit with her Epic Records receptionist salary? I mean, did she make any cash off those nudie pics? JB is wearing his glasses hanging off his ears and totally talking her into living alone by saying, “It’s a beautiful thing, living on your own ’cause you’ll always know where you’re at” – no seriously, that’s a quote. Audrina says it’d be fun to decorate. She’s staring at the blank page before her just like Natasha B.
05.13.08
Gossip Girl: A Woman on the Verge
Previously. Lily’s marrying Chuck’s dad, Bart, and Rufus is all bent out of shape about it. Vanessa and Nate smooched. Georgina is still here. Oh, and Serena killed someone. Let’s light this candle.
05.09.08
The Hills: No Place Like Home
Previously: Lauren, Audrina, and Lo got a house. Heidi wanted her space.
Bolthouse. Heidi enters Brent’s office to chat wearing a scarf plus tank top. You can totally see her black bra under her racer-back tank top but hey, cool. Yeah fucking right. Are we supposed to believe she still “works”? She announces that she wants to be a bigger part of the company especially if that means relocating! Brent’s got just the opportunity – a new club location and/or a casino in Vegas. Heidi says “sounds brilliant” – what is she, British? You know who is British? Natasha Bedingfield…release your inhibitions and lead us into another episode, lassie!!
05.06.08
Gossip Girl: All About My Brother
Previously: Jenny met Asher, the rich dog owner. Eric van der Woodsen tried to kill himself a million years ago. Serena’s ex-BFF, Georgina, came to town and fucked everything up. Then she introduced herself to Dan as “Sarah” – freak.
